This fictitious commercial in Gumball.
Because, for the past few days, people tried sooooooooo hard to avoid asking me:
1. "So, tell me, the secret to your snow-white face." or,
2. "Hey, how you managed to keep your face so fair while tanning the rest of your body?"
or in short,
3. "WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE CRAP!?"
Thanks a lot to the product on sale at the drug store which claimed to cover pores. Just take a look on the effect one of the ugliest part of my body - my elbow... there weren't much changes, except it looked fairer and ugly parts appeared a little uglier.
|Original on the left, adjusted on the right|
Even Pluto looks better without all the powder. Beauty bloggers are gonna be like "ohhh a poor carpenter blames his tools".
So what's the awesome product you ask, or what's my secret. Presenting a poorly made drug-store decision... *drumrooooooooooll*
"HEROINE MAKE smooth cover powder mineral"a reverse ganguro look, or maybe it made me a heroine for my guts.
After screwing up my own face for a few days, I went to look up on its reviews online. Most "beauty blogger" reviews were for a slightly different version of this thing, and comments were from mainly positive to neutral. For me at least, the fluffy sponge will stay. It may be able to cook me a few burgers.
Disclaimer: I'm not a beauty blogger. I admit I only know how to smear my face with the BB cream, loose powder, eyeliner and cheek powder from the usual brands I buy.