Designer: How do you say "a lot of great discounts" in a few words? I'm making a banner for our home page.
Me: How about "HUGE discounts" with some impact? We use this all the time in Singapore.
Designer: Awesome, thanks!
(Ex-)Supervisor, who doesn't speak any English but refusing to lose out to a foreigner and insisting on joining the conversation: OOOOHHHHH WAIT. I think nobody in Japan understands English like "HUGE". To make it easier, how about "DISCOUNT BIG VOLUME?".
DTP designer, rather reluctant: ooooooohhhhhh.ohhhhkaaaaay.
Me, not giving a damn any more: Awesome idea, go ahead!
on the company home page
(not the actual banner)
(Good job. Allow your father to clap for you)